you know what’s cute
a baby fucking ocelot
I’ve recently decided to freeze myself to -273℃. My friends think I’ll die, but I’ll be 0K.
OK! so i am finally posting this! (i’m totally on spring break so I’m being way lazy with this)
- you must follow me (kinda the point of a follower giveaway)
- reblog as many times as you like but i don’t know if they will show up on the feed thingy but whatever
- likes count
- I’ll ship wherever
- idfk yall know what the rules are normally so just do whatever floats your boat
- 2 medium/large sized marimos (i don’t know where i will be ordering them from just yet)
- a box full of Asian candy (i will not skimp on the candy, trust me. i have this big box imma use and it can hold a lot, like at least $20 worth of candy)
- $10 starbucks gift card (sorry it’s not much but most of my birthday money is going towards this so yeah.)
GIVEAWAY ENDS April 3rd
My sincerest apologies to the random dude that I just French dipped in public and then proceeded to make a comic about.
holy crap this made its way back onto my dash why are there that many notes there should not be that many
This scene in Inglourious Bastards, this particular part, was so brilliantly written. The characters are playing a game where you sit in a circle and write a famous person’s name on a card, flip it over, pass the card to the person next to you and stick it to your head without looking. Then you ask everyone questions to figure out who it is. This man- a Nazi commander- asked “Am I American?” (no but..) “Have I visited America?” (yes) “Was my visit fruitious?” (no) “Did I go against my will?” (yes) “Am I from a place you’d call exotic?” (yes) “Am I from the jungle?” (yes) “Did I go by boat?” (yes) “And when I got there was I bound with chains and presented in front of a crowd?” (yes!) “Well then. I know who I am. An African slave. No? Oh then I’m King Kong.” — and in one instance the viewer realizes the metaphor which King Kong was to the African slave trade (a truly Tarantino way of inserting social awareness through dialogue spoken by social oppressors) as well as takes a moment of almost comic relief to a very strange middle ground since we see just how intelligent and foolproof this man is. This is good filmmaking.
IMAGINE IF YOU WERE DATING A ROBOT AND THEY GOT CUTELY WORRIED ABOUT YOUR WELL BEING BECAUSE HUMANS ARE MORE DELICATE THEN ROBOTS LIKE IF YOU STAYED UP REALLY LATE AND THEY GOT WORRIED BECAUSE “HUMANS NEED TO HAVE A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF TIME RECHARGING FOR ALL THEIR SYSTEMS TO RUN OPTIMALLY”
and then they try to wake you up by tapping your arm and being like “humans require 5 to 6 cycles of sleep and you slept through 6 please wake up.”
Daniel Radcliffe Brushes Off ‘Fifty Shades’ Snub (x)
I appreciate the very real disgust on his face in the second gif.
i bet rob pattinson just rang him up and screamed don’t do it in the phone
I bet this phonecall happened at 2am with no greeting and Dan knew exactly who it was and why.
I bet Robert Pattinson has made it his mission in life to prevent people from taking shitty roles that will haunt them forever and everyone in Hollywood knows it and now he’s like the Acting Avenger
the Acting Avenger
I choked on my breakfast wine
You aren’t a real college student until you cry like a bitch over an assignment
I’ve apparently been a college kid since 9th grade, then
I’m gonna reblog everytime I see it lol